减重方法 (x)

作者:tKC 发布时间:March 25, 2009 分类:笑话

Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了

Look how many calories you can burn:
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:

* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement…………..12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡

Without her agreement……….187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡

* TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸罩

With both hands……………….8 cal  用雙手 8卡

With one hand………………..12 cal  用單手 12卡

With one hand being slapped……37cal  用單手被打 37卡

With the mouth……………….85 cal  用嘴 85卡

* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM  戴上保險套

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